Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High

Nel mondo reale gli States hanno bel altri casini, ma questo report di The Onion è semplicemente esilarante

""Blowjobs are not as plentiful as some Internet sites would lead you to believe," said blowjob-market analyst Tom Cochran. "Overall, it's an extremely dry market. I myself haven't had a blowjob in years."

"And it's not from a lack of trying," Cochran added. "

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, Oriana e Benoit XVI si incontrano privatamente e in gran segreto